<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!-- generator="wordpress.com" -->
<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/03/18/note-26-reasons-why-i-havent-posted-in-almost-a-month/</loc><lastmod>2026-03-18T14:56:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/01/25/note-22-the-odyssey-to-orange/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/citadel_outlet_los_angeles_4010395462.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Citadel_Outlet_Los_Angeles_(4010395462)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-02-19T23:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/02/19/note-25-divvying-up-the-spoils-of-the-culture-war/</loc><lastmod>2026-02-19T23:42:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/02/03/note-24-that-stupid-fucking-groundhog/</loc><lastmod>2026-02-04T00:23:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/02/03/note-23-on-remembering-the-holocaust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/producers_1967_25b-h_2020.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Producers (1967)&#13;Directed by Mel Brooks&#13;Shown: 'Springtime for Hitler'</image:title><image:caption>The Producers (1967)&#13;Directed by Mel Brooks&#13;Shown: 'Springtime for Hitler'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/producers_1967_25b-h_2020.jpg.webp</image:loc><image:title>producers_1967_25b-h_2020.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-02-04T00:04:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/01/22/note-21-designing-drinking-vessels-for-the-bourgeoisie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/screenshot-2026-01-22-at-6.50.52-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2026-01-22 at 6.50.52 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-26T01:17:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/01/19/note-20-things-that-make-me-pretentious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fa4555b49-19a9-4b45-80a3-8c78d7954af1_882x1000-jpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fa4555b49-19a9-4b45-80a3-8c78d7954af1_882x1000-jpeg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-20T04:23:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/01/13/note-19-in-defense-of-the-old-fashioned-drive-thru/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/img_1391-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1391</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/img_1391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1391</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-20T03:41:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/01/10/note-18-sorry/</loc><lastmod>2026-01-11T00:41:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/01/05/note-17-it-stopped-raining/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/trogerparadise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trogerparadise</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-06T02:50:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2026/01/03/note-16-its-fucking-raining/</loc><lastmod>2026-01-04T00:42:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/12/31/note-15-202-bye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/img_7108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7108</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:55:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/12/22/note-13-on-the-patriarchy-and-hotel-bathrooms/</loc><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:55:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/12/20/note-12-why-do-all-buildings-look-like-shit-these-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/img_0977.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0977</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:55:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/12/17/note-11-are-all-dogs-jewish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/screenshot-2025-12-17-at-8.45.22-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2025-12-17 at 8.45.22 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:54:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/12/14/note-10-i-fucking-fucked-up-my-fucking-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/img_0894.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0894</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:54:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/12/10/note-9-the-meal-of-the-socal-proletariat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/img_0857.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0857</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/12/08/note-8-the-delicate-art-of-the-lock-up/</loc><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:54:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/12/06/note-7-how-to-be-an-optimist-during-the-great-societal-collapse-of-the-twenty-first-century/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/05onfire1_xp-superjumbo-v2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>05onfire1_xp-superJumbo-v2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:53:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/12/01/note-6-thanksgiving-is-a-stupid-holiday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/img_4079.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4079</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/screenshot-2025-12-01-at-5.23.50-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot 2025-12-01 at 5.23.50 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:53:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/11/29/note-5-what-i-think-the-government-should-be-legislating-on/</loc><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:53:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/11/25/note-3-beware-of-tjs/</loc><lastmod>2026-01-02T23:51:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/posts/</loc><lastmod>2025-12-31T23:44:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/12/29/note-14-merry-happy-chrismukkah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/img_1021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1021</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-12-30T02:22:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/11/27/note-4-my-fucking-oven-is-fucking-broken/</loc><lastmod>2025-11-28T05:57:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/11/22/note-2-i-hate-lax/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/img_6331.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6331</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-11-23T04:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/2025/11/21/note-1-the-inaugural-note/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/img_0616.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0616</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-11-22T02:55:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/img_1171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1171</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-11-22T02:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://notesfromtheriver.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-03-18T14:56:02+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
